Huberd's shoe grease is pine tar and beeswax,

      waterproofs boots, makes them last forever,

it just feels good when you're putting it on,  

      and it produces a more supple leather.

I never understood the other oils,

      until I had read the back of the can,

how can a little can last for so long,

      makes you think it's for a hard working man.

The only thing I wear is cowboy boots,

      when I'm out working or even at play,

eventually I'll wear out the soles,

      and I take them to some cobbler who'll say,

"Why don't you ever put oil on your boots?"

      even if I soak them in neet's foot oil.

which is generally used by most cowboys,

      because, even then, the leather will spoil.

I feeel like a Huber's shoe grease salesman

      when I tell other folks how good it is,

we can't afford to buy boots all the time,

      get hats and shirts at the same businesses.

So, Huberd's shoe grease will baby your boots,

      although I doubt there's much verse about it,

but, that grease will protect your investment,

      because it's so good and, I don't doubt it.

Only hire hard workers on this ranch,

       want the most out of everyone I pay,

now, Huberd's is our constant companion,

      on the market eighty one years today,

It won't make me younger or more handsome,

      and it won't change the beef price that I get,

but, It'll be here as long as we ranch,

      Huberd's is the hardest worker I've met!

Go online to cowboydocmayer.com to see one place it is used, Doc